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Message: <blockquote data-quote="dumidishan" data-source="post: 3106619" data-attributes="member: 102814"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> Divorce, Custody & Pepsi</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">but the custody of their children posed a problem. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">for his side of the story. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: '</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Your Honor, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?' </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Don't laugh, the man won!</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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