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<blockquote data-quote="dumidishan" data-source="post: 3106619" data-attributes="member: 102814"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> Divorce, Custody & Pepsi</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">but the custody of their children posed a problem. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">for his side of the story. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: '</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Your Honor, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?' </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Don't laugh, the man won!</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dumidishan, post: 3106619, member: 102814"] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][B]:yes: :D Divorce, Custody & Pepsi[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]but the custody of their children posed a problem. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]for his side of the story. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: '[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Your Honor, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?' [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Don't laugh, the man won![/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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