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<blockquote data-quote="jmseads" data-source="post: 802728" data-attributes="member: 28572">&gt; THE new teacher was trying to make use of her&gt; &gt; psychology courses. She&gt; &gt; &gt; started her class by saying, &quot;Everyone who thinks&gt; &gt; you're stupid, stand &gt; &gt; &gt; up!&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.&gt; &gt; &gt; The teacher said, &quot;Do you think you're stupid,&gt; &gt; Little Johnny?&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; &quot;No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there&gt; &gt; all by yourself!&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&gt; &gt; &gt; Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother&gt; &gt; smoothed cold cream &gt; &gt; &gt; on&gt; &gt; &gt; her face.&gt; &gt; &gt; &quot;Why do you do that, mommy?&quot; he asked.&gt; &gt; &gt; &quot;To make myself beautiful,&quot; said his mother, who&gt; &gt; then began removing &gt; &gt; &gt; the&gt; &gt; &gt; cream with a tissue.&gt; &gt; &gt; &quot;What's the matter?&quot; asked Little Johnny. &quot;Giving&gt; &gt; up?&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&gt; &gt; &gt; A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was&gt; &gt; concerned that his students&gt; &gt; &gt; might be a little confused about Jesus Christ&gt; &gt; because of the Christmas&gt; &gt; &gt; season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make&gt; &gt; sure they understood &gt; &gt; &gt; that&gt; &gt; &gt; the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that&gt; &gt; He grew up, etc. So &gt; &gt; &gt; he&gt; &gt; &gt; asked his class, &quot;Where is Jesus today?&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; Steven raised his hand and said, &quot;He's in heaven.&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; Mary was called on and answered, &quot;He's in my&gt; &gt; heart.&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted&gt; &gt; out, &quot;I know! ! I &gt; &gt; &gt; know!&gt; &gt; &gt; He's in our bathroom!!!&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; The whole class got very quiet, looked at the&gt; &gt; teacher, and waited &gt; &gt; &gt; for a&gt; &gt; &gt; response.&gt; &gt; &gt; The teacher was completely at a loss for a few&gt; &gt; very long seconds. &gt; &gt; &gt; Finally,&gt; &gt; &gt; he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how&gt; &gt; he knew this.&gt; &gt; &gt; Little Johnny said, &quot;Well...every morning, my&gt; &gt; father gets up, bangs &gt; &gt; &gt; on&gt; &gt; &gt; the bathroom door, and yells, &quot;Jesus Christ, are&gt; &gt; you still in there?!&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&gt; &gt; &gt; The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't &gt; &gt; paying attention in &gt; &gt; &gt; class&gt; &gt; &gt; She called on him and said, &quot;Johnny! What are 2&gt; &gt; and 4 and 28 and 44?&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; Little Johnny quickly replied, &quot;NBC, CBS, HBO&gt; &gt; and the Cartoon &gt; &gt; &gt; Network!&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&gt; &gt; &gt; At Sunday School they were teaching how God&gt; &gt; created everything, &gt; &gt; &gt; including&gt; &gt; &gt; human beings.&gt; &gt; &gt; Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten&gt; &gt; class, seemed especially&gt; &gt; &gt; intent when they told him how Eve was created out&gt; &gt; of one of Adam's &gt; &gt; &gt; ribs.&gt; &gt; &gt; Later in the week his mother noticed him lying&gt; &gt; down as though he were &gt; &gt; &gt; ill,&gt; &gt; &gt; and said, &quot;Johnny what is the matter?&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; Little Johnny responded, &quot;I have a pain in my&gt; &gt; side. I think I'm &gt; &gt; &gt; going to&gt; &gt; &gt; have a wife.&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&gt; &gt; &gt; Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field&gt; &gt; trip to their local&gt; &gt; &gt; police station where they saw pictures tacked to a&gt; &gt; bulletin board of &gt; &gt; &gt; the&gt; &gt; &gt; 10 most wanted criminals.&gt; &gt; &gt; One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and&gt; &gt; asked if it really was &gt; &gt; &gt; the&gt; &gt; &gt; photo of a wanted person.&gt; &gt; &gt; &quot;Yes,&quot; said the policeman. &quot;The detectives want&gt; &gt; very badly to capture&gt; &gt; &gt; him.&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt; Little Johnny asked, &quot;Why didn't you keep him&gt; &gt; when you took his &gt; &gt; &gt; picture?&quot;****************************</blockquote>

[QUOTE="jmseads, post: 802728, member: 28572"] > THE new teacher was trying to make use of her > > psychology courses. She > > > started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks > > you're stupid, stand > > > up!" > > > After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. > > > The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, > > Little Johnny?" > > > "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there > > all by yourself!" > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother > > smoothed cold cream > > > on > > > her face. > > > "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. > > > "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who > > then began removing > > > the > > > cream with a tissue. > > > "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving > > up?" > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was > > concerned that his students > > > might be a little confused about Jesus Christ > > because of the Christmas > > > season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make > > sure they understood > > > that > > > the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that > > He grew up, etc. So > > > he > > > asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" > > > Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." > > > Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my > > heart." > > > Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted > > out, "I know! ! I > > > know! > > > He's in our bathroom!!!" > > > The whole class got very quiet, looked at the > > teacher, and waited > > > for a > > > response. > > > The teacher was completely at a loss for a few > > very long seconds. > > > Finally, > > > he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how > > he knew this. > > > Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my > > father gets up, bangs > > > on > > > the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are > > you still in there?!" > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't > > paying attention in > > > class > > > She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 > > and 4 and 28 and 44?" > > > Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO > > and the Cartoon > > > Network!" > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > At Sunday School they were teaching how God > > created everything, > > > including > > > human beings. > > > Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten > > class, seemed especially > > > intent when they told him how Eve was created out > > of one of Adam's > > > ribs. > > > Later in the week his mother noticed him lying > > down as though he were > > > ill, > > > and said, "Johnny what is the matter?" > > > Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my > > side. I think I'm > > > going to > > > have a wife." > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field > > trip to their local > > > police station where they saw pictures tacked to a > > bulletin board of > > > the > > > 10 most wanted criminals. > > > One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and > > asked if it really was > > > the > > > photo of a wanted person. > > > "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want > > very badly to capture > > > him." > > > Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him > > when you took his > > > picture?" **************************** [/QUOTE]

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