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Message: <blockquote data-quote="champi123" data-source="post: 3400647" data-attributes="member: 63405"><p><span style="color: #ff0000">[FONT=courier, monaco, monospace, sans-serif]<strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0080ff">If you don't, you are not a man</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you praise her, she thinks you are lying</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0080ff">If you don't, you are good for nothing</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff">If you don't, you are not understanding</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don't, you are a dull boy</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you are jealous, she says it's bad</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don't, she thinks you do not love her</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don't, she thinks you do not like her</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If she is late, she says that's a girl's way</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you talk, she wants you to listen</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">If you listen, she wants you to talk</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff">In short:</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff">So simple, yet so complex</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff">So weak, yet so powerful</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff">So damning, yet so wonderful</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span>So confusing, yet so desirable... ...</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong></strong>[/FONT]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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