A girl went to see a doctor.
Girl : doc, i shouted at my boyfriend as BASTARD!
Doc: Why? what's the matter?
Girl : First he touched my hand
Doc : you mean like this? (Doc touched the girl's hand)
Girl : Yes
Doc: well, there's nothing much to call him a Bastard.Then?
Girl : Then he kissed me.
Doc : Like this? (Doc kissed the girl)
Girl : Yes.
Doc : again there's nothing.So?
Girl : Next he took off my clothes
Doc : like this? (Doc took off the girl's clothes)
Girl : Yes
Doc: oh dear, there's nothing at all
Girl : Then he did s**
Doc : Like this? (The Doc did s** with the girl)
Girl : yes
Doc: So??
Girl : Finally he told me that he has AIDS!!
Doc : You BASTARD!!!
