Don't argue with kids

HRA

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  • Oct 3, 2006
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    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

    The little girl said, When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.

    The teacher asked, What if Jonah went to hell?

    The little girl replied, Then you ask him.