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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ama_li" data-source="post: 570238" data-attributes="member: 15131"><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button;</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">in its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">that there was nothing they could do.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The boy never understood why it was there, but like it or not, he</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">was stuck with it. All the years of growing up were real tough on</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">him, because all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends.</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Swami in Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">a ticket to Nepal .</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">giant Monastery. The Swami knew exactly why he had come.</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the Monastery and</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the following day, when he awoke, the screw would have been</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">removed.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the night, while he slept, a purple haze floated in an open window</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">bearing, in its mist, a golden screwdriver. In just a few moments,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the screwdriver removed the screw and then disappeared out of</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the window.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The next morning, when the boy awoke, he saw the golden screw</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">lying on the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">and found that there was no screw there! Jubilant, he leaped out</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">of bed, and his butt fell off.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The moral of this story is: Don't screw around with things you don't</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">understand - you could lose your ass</span></span></span></span>.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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