Email Jokes
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain Raja, welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board Mihin Air or some times Himin Air. The ground temperature will be notified after we land. Your Chief Waiter Sachin will look after you all whe ever he can.
We apologize for the small four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some time to get Fuel Pumped after paying the Bank Guarantee.
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in your favor, we may even be landing on schedule! Dont worry, if we miss all Airports Finaly we will be guarantee to land at Weerawila in the land next to the Mul Gala.
Mihinair has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our Fantastic safety standards are so high, now LTTE terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, so far over 100% of our passengers have reached their destination even some time delayed.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off ! Of course ear cotton plugs distributed free,
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Kiribath and Dhaal and tasty snacks such as Fried Maiyokka.
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only Airline who can help you find out if there really is a God ! We also have the lowest Budget rates to Nepal and Velankanni for passengers who have made vows for safe return.
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window. But don’t worry we have arranged to following in flight movies
Head of state's "Thoppigala Upahara Speech"
Prime Minister’s "Future plan to reduce the Rice price" ( which year don't ask )
Special "Dhana Rina programe + /- and How to tighten the Seat belt " from Minister of Consumer affairs
Minister of Highways programs for “ Foreign Policy “
ITN famous independent programmes “THULAWA”, “ Paalu gedara Walang bindeema “, Rupavahini famous programs “ Anduru Pata ira”, “Sarath Kongaha-ge very famous special INDEPENDENT Interviews with Govt Ministers and Cross over Ministers”
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
We thank you for flying with us,
ENJOY MIHINAIR!!!! ! ( till your last moment )
We are happy that you'll have been so genenerous to pay 1200 million Rs. per month as the dry lease guarnteed by the govt. ( EPF money) but registered in a house in Kadawatha ( as in Form 48 but the Office is in BMICH) but we collect the money when the CPC gives the fuel. So why worry as not much of overheads, if you do not believe please investigate.
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain Raja, welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board Mihin Air or some times Himin Air. The ground temperature will be notified after we land. Your Chief Waiter Sachin will look after you all whe ever he can.
We apologize for the small four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some time to get Fuel Pumped after paying the Bank Guarantee.
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in your favor, we may even be landing on schedule! Dont worry, if we miss all Airports Finaly we will be guarantee to land at Weerawila in the land next to the Mul Gala.
Mihinair has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our Fantastic safety standards are so high, now LTTE terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, so far over 100% of our passengers have reached their destination even some time delayed.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off ! Of course ear cotton plugs distributed free,
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Kiribath and Dhaal and tasty snacks such as Fried Maiyokka.
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only Airline who can help you find out if there really is a God ! We also have the lowest Budget rates to Nepal and Velankanni for passengers who have made vows for safe return.
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window. But don’t worry we have arranged to following in flight movies
Head of state's "Thoppigala Upahara Speech"
Prime Minister’s "Future plan to reduce the Rice price" ( which year don't ask )
Special "Dhana Rina programe + /- and How to tighten the Seat belt " from Minister of Consumer affairs
Minister of Highways programs for “ Foreign Policy “
ITN famous independent programmes “THULAWA”, “ Paalu gedara Walang bindeema “, Rupavahini famous programs “ Anduru Pata ira”, “Sarath Kongaha-ge very famous special INDEPENDENT Interviews with Govt Ministers and Cross over Ministers”
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
We thank you for flying with us,
ENJOY MIHINAIR!!!! ! ( till your last moment )
We are happy that you'll have been so genenerous to pay 1200 million Rs. per month as the dry lease guarnteed by the govt. ( EPF money) but registered in a house in Kadawatha ( as in Form 48 but the Office is in BMICH) but we collect the money when the CPC gives the fuel. So why worry as not much of overheads, if you do not believe please investigate.
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