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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BarakOsama" data-source="post: 8558355" data-attributes="member: 204443"><p><strong>Drunken Man - බීමත් මිනිසා !!!</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A drunken man, who smelled like beer, sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.  </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and half-empty bottle of gin</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">After a few minutes, the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">My Son", the priest replied, "It's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes, and the lack of a bath."</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"Well, I'll be darned," the drunk muttered, as he returned to reading his paper.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">To which the man replies, "Oh, I don't have it Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.</span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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