Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading
our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband :'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife :'Yes or no.'
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Wife:'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby:'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife:'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby:'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl:'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy:'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl:'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Son:' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom:'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son:'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading
our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband :'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife :'Yes or no.'
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Wife:'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby:'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife:'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby:'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl:'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy:'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl:'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Son:' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom:'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son:'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
