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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Killer" data-source="post: 78795" data-attributes="member: 2780">Dubai visa - Clean Joke > > > > > In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered > not more > than 1 kg of meat a day. > The lion thought its prayers were answered when one day a Dubai > Zoo Manager > visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion > to Dubai > Zoo. > > The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c > environment, a > goat or two every day. > > On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, > sealed very > nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked > to see that > it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared > too much > for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently > shiftedfrom India. > > The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the > same food bag of bananas was delivered. > > The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted > at him, > 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's > wrong with > your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering > bananas to > me?' > > The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of > the jungle > .. but .. you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! ' > > > Moral of the Story.... > > > Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere</blockquote>

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