Dubai visa - Clean Joke
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> In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered
> not more
> than 1 kg of meat a day.
> The lion thought its prayers were answered when one day a Dubai
> Zoo Manager
> visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion
> to Dubai
> Zoo.
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> The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c
> environment, a
> goat or two every day.
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> On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag,
> sealed very
> nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked
> to see that
> it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared
> too much
> for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently
> shiftedfrom India.
>
> The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the
> same food bag of bananas was delivered.
>
> The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted
> at him,
> 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's
> wrong with
> your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering
> bananas to
> me?'
>
> The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of
> the jungle
> .. but .. you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! '
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> Moral of the Story....
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> Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere
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> In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered
> not more
> than 1 kg of meat a day.
> The lion thought its prayers were answered when one day a Dubai
> Zoo Manager
> visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion
> to Dubai
> Zoo.
>
> The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c
> environment, a
> goat or two every day.
>
> On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag,
> sealed very
> nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked
> to see that
> it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared
> too much
> for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently
> shiftedfrom India.
>
> The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the
> same food bag of bananas was delivered.
>
> The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted
> at him,
> 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's
> wrong with
> your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering
> bananas to
> me?'
>
> The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of
> the jungle
> .. but .. you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! '
>
>
> Moral of the Story....
>
>
> Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere
