TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
INDIAN ECONOMICS
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
FRENCH ECONOMICS
SWISS ECONOMICS
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
CHINESE ECONOMICS
SINGAPORE ECONOMICS
SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS
- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
- Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
- You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS
- You have two cows.
- You worship them.
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
- You dont have any cows.
- You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
- You ask the US for financial aid,
- China for military aid,
- British for Warplanes,
- Italy for machines,
- Germany for technology,
- French for submarines,
- Switzerland for loans,
- Russia for drugs
- Japan for equipment.
- You buy the cows with all this
- And claim exploitation by the world.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
- You have two cows.
- You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
- You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
- You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
- You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
FRENCH ECONOMICS
- You have two cows.
- You go on strike because you want three cows.
- You have two cows.
- You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
- You have two cows.
- They are both mad cows.
- You have two cows.
- You don't know where they are.
- You break for lunch.
SWISS ECONOMICS
- You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
- You charge others for storing them
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
- You have two cows.
- You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
- You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
- You have two cows.
- You count them and learn you have five cows.
- You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
- You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
- You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
CHINESE ECONOMICS
- You have two cows.
- You have 300 people milking them.
- You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
SINGAPORE ECONOMICS
- You have two cows.
- Believe you have a brilliant government
- Need to hire foreign talents to manage your cows
- You lost all your cows.
SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS
- You have two cows.
- You make one the President and the other the Leader of the Opposition !
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