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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gaveen5555" data-source="post: 8260231" data-attributes="member: 80328">Dear Dad,Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.Your SonNasser----------------------------------------------------Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:Loving son,Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.Your DadPattama Joke ekak mekaTwo men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love.... I told them that openly and now have a hell lotof family problems.'The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems...The Indian fainted… A woman walked into the kitchen to find herhusband stalking around with a fly swatter"What are you doing?"She asked."Hunting Flies"He responded."Oh. ! Killing any?"She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked....."How can you tell them apart?"He responded,"3 were on a beer can,2 were on the phone."1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT A BODY,E.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.Then he said them to do the same.The students hesitated for several minutes.But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it.When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said:The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION; I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger.Now learn to pay attention. I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriendand I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautifulyounger sister.My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore verytight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she wasnear anyone else.One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her goup the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. Iopened the door, and headed straight towards my car.Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me andsaid, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a betterman for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'And the moral of this story is:Always keep your condoms in your car.</blockquote>

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