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Message: <blockquote data-quote="haarshlife" data-source="post: 923628" data-attributes="member: 40807">> first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam ( Age 28 ) was having trouble with >one of her >students > > > >The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?" > > > >Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is inthe >third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the >third-grade too!" > > > >Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. > >While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the >principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he >would give >the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he >was to go >back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. > > > >Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he >agreed >to take the test. > > > >Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" > >Boy.: "9". > > > >Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" > >Boy.: "36". > > > >And so it went with every question the principal thought a >third-grade >should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I >think Boy. >can go to the third-grade." > > > >Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. >Can I ask >him ?" > > > > > >The principal and Boy. both agree. > > > >Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two >of? > >Boy., after a moment "Legs." > > > >Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" > >Boy.: "Pockets." > > > >Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, >delicious >and contains thin whitish liquid? > >Boy.: Coconut > > > >Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And >sticky? > > > >The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the >answer, >Boy. was taking charge. > >Boy.: Bubblegum > > > >Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down >and a >dog does on three legs? > > > >The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the >answer... > >Boy.: Shake hands > > > >Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? > >Boy.: Yep. > > > >Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me >up. I >get wet before you do. > >Boy.: Tent > > > >Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're >bored. The >best man always has me first. > > > >The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large >Vodka Shot. > >Boy.: Wedding Ring > > > >Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When >you blow me, >you feel good. > >Boy.: Nose > > > >Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a >quiver. > >Boy.: Arrow > > > >Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means >lot of heat >and excitement? > >Boy.: Firetruck > > > >Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't >get it u >have to use ur hand. > >Boy.: Fork > > > >Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some >men than >on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his >wife after >they're married? > >Boy.: SURNAME > > > >Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has >lots of >veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? > >Boy.: HEART. > > > > > > > >The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, > > > >"Send this Boy. to University, I got the last ten questions > >wrong myself!" P.S.- Moderators & admins please delete this post if u think this is unnecessary for the site. I just posted this coz i think this is funny.</blockquote>

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