> first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam ( Age 28 ) was having trouble with
>one of her
>students
>
>
>
>The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
>
>
>
>Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is inthe
>third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
>third-grade too!"
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.
>
>While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
>principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he
>would give
>the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he
>was to go
>back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
>
>
>
>Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
>agreed
>to take the test.
>
>
>
>Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>
>Boy.: "9".
>
>
>
>Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>
>Boy.: "36".
>
>
>
>And so it went with every question the principal thought a
>third-grade
>should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I
>think Boy.
>can go to the third-grade."
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
>Can I ask
>him ?"
>
>
>
>
>
>The principal and Boy. both agree.
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
>of?
>
>Boy., after a moment "Legs."
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
>
>Boy.: "Pockets."
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
>delicious
>and contains thin whitish liquid?
>
>Boy.: Coconut
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And
>sticky?
>
>
>
>The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
>answer,
>Boy. was taking charge.
>
>Boy.: Bubblegum
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
>and a
>dog does on three legs?
>
>
>
>The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
>answer...
>
>Boy.: Shake hands
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
>
>Boy.: Yep.
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
>up. I
>get wet before you do.
>
>Boy.: Tent
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
>bored. The
>best man always has me first.
>
>
>
>The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large
>Vodka Shot.
>
>Boy.: Wedding Ring
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When
>you blow me,
>you feel good.
>
>Boy.: Nose
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
>quiver.
>
>Boy.: Arrow
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
>lot of heat
>and excitement?
>
>Boy.: Firetruck
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't
>get it u
>have to use ur hand.
>
>Boy.: Fork
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some
>men than
>on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his
>wife after
>they're married?
>
>Boy.: SURNAME
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has
>lots of
>veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
>
>Boy.: HEART.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
>
>
>
>"Send this Boy. to University, I got the last ten questions
>
>wrong myself!"
P.S.- Moderators & admins please delete this post if u think this is unnecessary for the site. I just posted this coz i think this is funny.
>one of her
>students
>
>
>
>The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
>
>
>
>Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is inthe
>third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
>third-grade too!"
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.
>
>While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
>principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he
>would give
>the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he
>was to go
>back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
>
>
>
>Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
>agreed
>to take the test.
>
>
>
>Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>
>Boy.: "9".
>
>
>
>Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>
>Boy.: "36".
>
>
>
>And so it went with every question the principal thought a
>third-grade
>should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I
>think Boy.
>can go to the third-grade."
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
>Can I ask
>him ?"
>
>
>
>
>
>The principal and Boy. both agree.
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
>of?
>
>Boy., after a moment "Legs."
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
>
>Boy.: "Pockets."
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
>delicious
>and contains thin whitish liquid?
>
>Boy.: Coconut
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And
>sticky?
>
>
>
>The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
>answer,
>Boy. was taking charge.
>
>Boy.: Bubblegum
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
>and a
>dog does on three legs?
>
>
>
>The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
>answer...
>
>Boy.: Shake hands
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
>
>Boy.: Yep.
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
>up. I
>get wet before you do.
>
>Boy.: Tent
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
>bored. The
>best man always has me first.
>
>
>
>The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large
>Vodka Shot.
>
>Boy.: Wedding Ring
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When
>you blow me,
>you feel good.
>
>Boy.: Nose
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
>quiver.
>
>Boy.: Arrow
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
>lot of heat
>and excitement?
>
>Boy.: Firetruck
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't
>get it u
>have to use ur hand.
>
>Boy.: Fork
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some
>men than
>on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his
>wife after
>they're married?
>
>Boy.: SURNAME
>
>
>
>Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has
>lots of
>veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
>
>Boy.: HEART.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
>
>
>
>"Send this Boy. to University, I got the last ten questions
>
>wrong myself!"
P.S.- Moderators & admins please delete this post if u think this is unnecessary for the site. I just posted this coz i think this is funny.
