Elakiri Jockes

[-Nipuna1989-]

BOY : I like soft thing behind ur BRA..

GIRL : What??

BOY : ur Heart dear..

GIRL : I like the big thing between ur two legs..

BOY : Wats it ???

GIRL : ur BIKE..

 

[-Nipuna1989-]

ADULT EXPRESS

why do women put RED lipstick on their lips?

to inform men "STOP" this is not the right HOLE

 

[-Nipuna1989-]

Sounds women make during $ex.

1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.

2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.

3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.

4) Religious - oh god. oh god.

 

[-Nipuna1989-]

BOY: CAN I TOUCH UR SOFTWARE?
GIRL: YA, BUT I'LL TOUCH UR HARDWARE.

BOY: SURE,BUT I WANT TO INSTALL IT IN UR SYSTEM.
GIRL: OK,U NEED AN ANTI VIRUS B4 DOING IT.

 

[-Nipuna1989-]

young girl says

father fked me last night..

why?? her bf asked.

he lost her spactucals

and he thougt im her wife.

why u didnt shouted??

coz it is fun man...

 

[-Nipuna1989-]

A drunk guy says while kising his girlfriend ---
Darling ur lips are very salty 2day...
Gf - hhhmmm!...
Honey, u r in between my leg......

 

[-Nipuna1989-]

What is "big" in Ladies, "small" in girls
and "not" there in babies???

?

?

?

?

The Letter "L"

what u thinking..?? dirty mind

 

[poxi dola]

patta thanxc

 

[-Nipuna1989-]

why do girls attend college regularly?

anyguess?

bcoz MISSING a single "PERIOD"is a sign of pregnancy

 

[-Nipuna1989-]

BOY : I like soft thing behind ur BRA..

GIRL : What??

BOY : ur Heart dear..

GIRL : I like the big thing between ur two legs..

BOY : Wats it ???

GIRL : ur BIKE..

 

[-Nipuna1989-]

A virgin was in a bus when it is about to have a crash! the virgin despretly take off all her cloths and ask a guy to make her feel like a woman so the guy take off everything and was about ti insert his p***s then the train crash with her still a virgin

 

[-Nipuna1989-]

Teacher: Make a sentence using word HAND

Student: My penNis in your hand.

Teacher slapped him.

Student: Sorry, I just forget to give space after PEN.

 

[-Nipuna1989-]

A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.

 

[After_math]

patta jokes tikathanxxx

 

[Samantha567]

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????
STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..