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<blockquote data-quote="gn.karunarathna" data-source="post: 3212402" data-attributes="member: 96060"><p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">The SLP (Sri Lankan Police), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to </span></span></li> </ul><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"> prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">each of them has to catch it. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">They </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">apologies. The rabbit had it coming. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">The SLP goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">bye bye</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gn.karunarathna, post: 3212402, member: 96060"] [LIST] [*][SIZE=3][COLOR=Black]The SLP (Sri Lankan Police), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to [/COLOR][/SIZE][/LIST][SIZE=3][COLOR=Black] prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The SLP goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!' bye bye [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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