Elakiri WhatsApp Message

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Mey dawas wala wadi denak WhatsApp use karanwa..
anika wadiyenma karane apita apu message tika group/friends lata yawana ekai..

kattiya kamathi namm oyalage message elakiri ekath ekka share karanda..
 

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Eiya ekak group ekakata share karala thiba..
kiyawalama balapan kooo :angry::angry::angry: uth ekka thamath mala

One man had a child
1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
child said
ping pong ball
2'nd b'day-
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
3rd b'day
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
4th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
5th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
6thb'day
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
24th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
he got married
at honeymoon
Wife-what do u want?
Husband-ping pong ball
25th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
26th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
27th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
his kids become 15 yrs old
40th bday
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
41st b'day
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
42nd bday
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
79th b'day
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
time for his death
all the people from whom he took ping pong ball
(Like his Wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked
Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time?
He said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you...
Then those people gave him a ping pong ball
He said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell
During those last moments when he is about to die
everyone reached him and asked
tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?
he said.
I asked for a ping pong ball on my every b'day because....
....
....
And he DIED... BEFORE he could tell the Reason...
What a tragedyyy! What a tragedyyy!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Now don't look at me like. thissssssssssssssss.. Why should I suffer alone receiving this? I am not the only 1 using Whatsapp?
 

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One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, “Mommy, is God Black or White?”

She replies, “Well, Honey, God is both Black and White.”

Then he says, “Mommy, is God a boy or a girl?”

“God is both a boy and a girl, Honey,” she replies.

“Mommy, is God gay or straight?” he inquires again.

Getting a little irritated, the mother replies, “Well, Honey, God is both gay and straight.”

After thinking for a moment, Johnny looks up and asks, “Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?”
 

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A boss said to his secretary I want
to have SEX wit U I will make it very
FAST. I'll throw R1000 on the floor,
by the time you bend down to pick
it I'll be DONE
" She thought for a moment then
called her boyfriend and told him
the story.
Her boyfriend then said 2 her, do it
but "Ask him for R2000, pick up
the money very fast he wouldn't
even have much time to
undress himself " So she agrees.
Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend
decides to call girlfriend, he asks,
what happened? She
responds,"The Bastard used COINS
I'm still PICKING UP and he is still
fucking!!!
 

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A Young man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his mobile as “LOW BATTERY”..

Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger..

The guy was later nominated for Nobel prize for Innovation and Peace...
:eek: