Elementary my dear watson...

EmperorRXF

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  • Nov 28, 2006
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    Deep down in Hell
    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and
    fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

    ''Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.''

    Watson replies, ''I see millions of stars.''

    ‘‘what does that tell you?''

    Watson ponders for a minute. ''Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there
    are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it
    tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
    quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we
    are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
    day tomorrow. What does it tell you?''

    Holmes is silent for a moment, and then speaks. ''Watson, you idiot, someone
    has stolen our tent.'' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: