Elizabeth,Bush&Mahin

G-Force

Well-known member
  • Jul 5, 2006
    21,295
    85
    48
    ( ( ム乇 ) )
    Elizabeth, Bush and Mahin all died and went to hell. Queen Elizabeth
    said: "I miss England, I would be pleased to phone England and see how
    everybody is doing there" So she called and talked for about 5
    minutes.
    Then she said: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil : "A
    million pounds" . "A million pounds!!!????" and she made him a cheque
    and
    went to sit back on her chair. Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming,
    "Me too, I wanna phone the USA, I wanna see how everybody is doing too.
    So
    He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: "Well , devil
    how
    much do I owe you?" The devil :"Two million dollars". "Two million
    dollars!!!!!!???" and he made him a cheque and went to sit back on his
    chair. Mahin was extremely jealous too. He starts screaming and
    screaming "I also want to phone Srilanka! I want to see how everybody
    is
    doing There too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I want to talk
    to
    everybody". He called Srilanka and was talking non stop - he talked for
    about twenty hours. Then he said: "Well, devil, how much do I owe
    you?"
    The devil : "Ten rupees.....only ten rupees." Mahin screamed "ONLY
    TEN
    RUPEES??????"The devil says, "Well, from hell to hell, it's a local
    Call".!!! :lol: :lol: