Elizabeth, Bush and Mahin all died and went to hell. Queen Elizabeth
said: "I miss England, I would be pleased to phone England and see how
everybody is doing there" So she called and talked for about 5
minutes.
Then she said: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil : "A
million pounds" . "A million pounds!!!????" and she made him a cheque
and
went to sit back on her chair. Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming,
"Me too, I wanna phone the USA, I wanna see how everybody is doing too.
So
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: "Well , devil
how
much do I owe you?" The devil :"Two million dollars". "Two million
dollars!!!!!!???" and he made him a cheque and went to sit back on his
chair. Mahin was extremely jealous too. He starts screaming and
screaming "I also want to phone Srilanka! I want to see how everybody
is
doing There too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I want to talk
to
everybody". He called Srilanka and was talking non stop - he talked for
about twenty hours. Then he said: "Well, devil, how much do I owe
you?"
The devil : "Ten rupees.....only ten rupees." Mahin screamed "ONLY
TEN
RUPEES??????"The devil says, "Well, from hell to hell, it's a local
Call".!!!

said: "I miss England, I would be pleased to phone England and see how
everybody is doing there" So she called and talked for about 5
minutes.
Then she said: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil : "A
million pounds" . "A million pounds!!!????" and she made him a cheque
and
went to sit back on her chair. Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming,
"Me too, I wanna phone the USA, I wanna see how everybody is doing too.
So
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: "Well , devil
how
much do I owe you?" The devil :"Two million dollars". "Two million
dollars!!!!!!???" and he made him a cheque and went to sit back on his
chair. Mahin was extremely jealous too. He starts screaming and
screaming "I also want to phone Srilanka! I want to see how everybody
is
doing There too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I want to talk
to
everybody". He called Srilanka and was talking non stop - he talked for
about twenty hours. Then he said: "Well, devil, how much do I owe
you?"
The devil : "Ten rupees.....only ten rupees." Mahin screamed "ONLY
TEN
RUPEES??????"The devil says, "Well, from hell to hell, it's a local
Call".!!!

