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Message: <blockquote data-quote="MaD-DoC" data-source="post: 2749234" data-attributes="member: 56284">A guy goes to the Employment Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks  him, 'Have you been in the service?' 'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Yemen for  three years and Darfur 5 years under the UN peacekeeping force.' The  interviewer says, 'That will give you extra points toward employment' and  then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?' The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a mortar  exploded near me and blew my testicles off.' The interviewer tells the  guy, 'O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00  P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M.' The guy is puzzled and  says, 'If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me  to come in at 10:00 A.M.?' 'This is a government job,' the interviewer says.  'For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls ... no point in  you coming in for that.'</blockquote>

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