A guy goes to the Employment Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Have you been in the service?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Yemen for three years and Darfur 5 years under
the UN peacekeeping force.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you extra points toward
employment'
and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a mortar exploded near me and blew my
testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours
are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?'
'This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our balls ... no point in you coming in
for that.'
The interviewer asks him, 'Have you been in the service?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Yemen for three years and Darfur 5 years under
the UN peacekeeping force.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you extra points toward
employment'
and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a mortar exploded near me and blew my
testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours
are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?'
'This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our balls ... no point in you coming in
for that.'
