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<blockquote data-quote="Vandal Savage" data-source="post: 20436504" data-attributes="member: 558221"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><img src="http://uwpics.urduwire.com/images_photos/photos/doctors42620279_2013101414933.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green">An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green">opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green">$500, if not treated get back $1,000.”</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">clinic. Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">patient’s mouth.”</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">Doctor: “This is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">back. That will be $500.”</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">recover his money. Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">anything.”</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">memory back. That will be $500.”</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor:</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">“My eyesight has become weak.”</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.”</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">Doctor: “But this is $500…”</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"><span style="color: Blue">Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vandal Savage, post: 20436504, member: 558221"] [CENTER][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Green"][IMG]http://uwpics.urduwire.com/images_photos/photos/doctors42620279_2013101414933.jpg[/IMG] An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.” [COLOR="Blue"]One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.” Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.” Doctor: “This is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.” The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.” Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.” Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.” The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.” Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.” Doctor: “But this is $500…” Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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