English -- Briton Vs Asian

Dreamworks_naveen

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  • Sep 12, 2007
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    Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to- point, effective etc........

    WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
    Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
    Asian : No Stock.

    RETURNING A CALL
    Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
    Asian : Hello, who page?
    ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
    Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
    Asian : S-kew me

    WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
    Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
    Asian : No-need, lah.

    WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
    Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
    Asian : (pointing the door) can ar?

    WHEN ENTERTAINING
    Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
    Asian : Don't be shy, lah!

    WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
    Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
    Asian : Where got?

    WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
    Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
    Asian : Don't want la...

    IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
    Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
    Asian : You mad, ah?

    WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
    Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
    Asian : Shut up lah!

    WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
    Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
    Asian : See what, see what?

    WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
    Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
    Asian : Die-lah!!

    WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
    Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
    Asian : Wat happen Why like that....

    WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
    Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
    Asian : like that also don't know how to do!!!!

    WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
    Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
    Asian : Celaka u