Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In a London Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out
Outside a London second-hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
Seen during a London conference:
For Anyone Who Has Children And Doesn't Know It, There Is A Day Care On The 1st Floor
Notice in a field:
The Farmer Allows Walkers To Cross The Field For Free, But The Bull Charges
On a repair shop door:
We Can Repair Anything (Please Knock Hard On The Door, The Bell Doesn't Work)
People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :
At a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Doctors office, Rome :
Specialist in women and other diseases.
Hotel, Acapulco :
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
Customers who find our waitresses rude should wait and see the manager.
In a City restaurant:
Open seven days a week, and weekends too.
In a Calcutta Coffee House:
People Discarding Cigarette Stubs In Cups Will Be Served Coffee In Ash
Thanks,
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In a London Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out
Outside a London second-hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
Seen during a London conference:
For Anyone Who Has Children And Doesn't Know It, There Is A Day Care On The 1st Floor
Notice in a field:
The Farmer Allows Walkers To Cross The Field For Free, But The Bull Charges
On a repair shop door:
We Can Repair Anything (Please Knock Hard On The Door, The Bell Doesn't Work)
People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :
At a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Doctors office, Rome :
Specialist in women and other diseases.
Hotel, Acapulco :
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
Customers who find our waitresses rude should wait and see the manager.
In a City restaurant:
Open seven days a week, and weekends too.
In a Calcutta Coffee House:
People Discarding Cigarette Stubs In Cups Will Be Served Coffee In Ash
Thanks,
