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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 100303" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">GEORGE: Here it is! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">CLASS: George ! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">-------------------------------- </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">WILLY: Me! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">-------------------------------- </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">TEACHER: Are you chewing gum? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">BILLY: No, Im Billy Anderson. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">-------------------------------- </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">TEACHER: Didnt you promise to behave? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">STUDENT: Yes, Sir. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">TEACHER: And didnt I promise to punish you if you didnt? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I dont expect you to keep yours. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">-------------------------------- </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">TOMMY: Well, Im a lot closer to the ground then you are. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">-------------------------------- </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didnt do? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">TEACHER: Of course not. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">HAROLD: Good, because I didnt do my homework. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">-------------------------------- </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">TEACHER: Why are you late? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">WEBSTER: Because of the sign. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">TEACHER: What sign? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">WEBSTER: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">-------------------------------- </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">TEACHER: I hope I didnt see you looking at Dons paper. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">JOHN: I hope you didnt either. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">-------------------------------- </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">GARY: I dont think I deserve a zero on this test. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">TEACHER: I agree, but its the lowest mark I can give you</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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