TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George !
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
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TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, Im Billy Anderson.
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TEACHER: Didnt you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didnt I promise to punish you if you didnt?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I dont expect you to keep yours.
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, Im a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didnt do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD: Good, because I didnt do my homework.
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow.
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TEACHER: I hope I didnt see you looking at Dons paper.
JOHN: I hope you didnt either.
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GARY: I dont think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but its the lowest mark I can give you
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George !
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
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TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, Im Billy Anderson.
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TEACHER: Didnt you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didnt I promise to punish you if you didnt?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I dont expect you to keep yours.
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, Im a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didnt do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD: Good, because I didnt do my homework.
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow.
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TEACHER: I hope I didnt see you looking at Dons paper.
JOHN: I hope you didnt either.
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GARY: I dont think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but its the lowest mark I can give you
