A female TV reporter was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main
cause of Mad Cow Disease.
"Good evening, sir", she began.
"I am here to collect information on the
possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any
reason for this disease?"
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a
year?" the farmer asked.
Obviously embarrassed, the reporter said, "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this
phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?"
"And," continued the farmer, "do you know
that we milk a cow twice a day?"
"Sir, this is really valuable information," said
the lady reporter, "but
what about getting to the point?"
"I am getting to the point, mam," the farmer
insisted. "Just imagine, if I was playing with your boobs twice a day and only screwing
you once a year,wouldn't you get mad?"
