ETIOLOGY OF MAD COW DISEASE
A female TV reporter was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main
cause of Mad Cow Disease.
"Good evening, sir", she began. "I am here to collect information on the
possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this
disease?"
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?" the farmer asked.
Obviously embarrassed, the reporter said, "Well, sir, that's a new piece of
information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
Disease?"
"And," continued the farmer, "do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
"Sir, this is really valuable information," said the lady reporter, "but
what about getting to the point?"
"I am getting to the point, mam," the farmer insisted. "Just imagine, if I
was playing with your boobs twice a day and only screwing you once a year,
wouldn't you get mad?"
A female TV reporter was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main
cause of Mad Cow Disease.
"Good evening, sir", she began. "I am here to collect information on the
possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this
disease?"
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?" the farmer asked.
Obviously embarrassed, the reporter said, "Well, sir, that's a new piece of
information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
Disease?"
"And," continued the farmer, "do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
"Sir, this is really valuable information," said the lady reporter, "but
what about getting to the point?"
"I am getting to the point, mam," the farmer insisted. "Just imagine, if I
was playing with your boobs twice a day and only screwing you once a year,
wouldn't you get mad?"
