A Greek goes to Texas. His friend takes him for dinner. The Greek is shocked of the size of the burger his friend orders so he naturally asks:
-Why is this portion so big?, to get the response
-Everything is big in Texas!!!
They are done with their dinner so they get to the friends car. A big ol’ GMC where the Greek naturally asks:
-Why is your car so big?, to get the response
-Everything is big in Texas.
He brings him to his hotel they have a huge Coctail in the hotels lounge and the Greek naturally asks:
-Why is this drink so big?, to get the response
-Everything is big in Texas.
After a good amount of coctails the Greek goes to his suite. A huge suite with a private pool and all. Staggering he tries to get to the bathroom but he misses the door. In his drunkness he gets in the pool room without noticing where he falls in the pool. So he naturally screams:
-DONT FLUSH THE TOILET!!!
-Why is this portion so big?, to get the response
-Everything is big in Texas!!!
They are done with their dinner so they get to the friends car. A big ol’ GMC where the Greek naturally asks:
-Why is your car so big?, to get the response
-Everything is big in Texas.
He brings him to his hotel they have a huge Coctail in the hotels lounge and the Greek naturally asks:
-Why is this drink so big?, to get the response
-Everything is big in Texas.
After a good amount of coctails the Greek goes to his suite. A huge suite with a private pool and all. Staggering he tries to get to the bathroom but he misses the door. In his drunkness he gets in the pool room without noticing where he falls in the pool. So he naturally screams:
-DONT FLUSH THE TOILET!!!
