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Message: <blockquote data-quote="just" data-source="post: 2504727" data-attributes="member: 61659">Q: Does it ever get windy in Sri Lanka? I have never seen it rain in Sri Lanka on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.Q: Will I be able to see wild elephants on the streets? (USA)A: Depends how much you've been drinking.Q: I want to walk from Colombo to Matara - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)A: Sure, it's only hundred miles, take lots of water.Q: Is it safe to run around Wanni in Sri Lanka? (Ireland)A: So it's true what they say about the Irish.Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Sri Lanka? Can you send me a list of them in Colombo, Galle, Kandy, Kurunegala, Matara and Anuradhapura? (UK)A: What did your last slave die of?Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Sri Lanka? USA)A: Africa is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Sri-Lanka is that small island south of India in the Indian Ocean. Sure, the hippo racing is every Thursday near Diyawanna Oya. Come naked.Q: Which direction is Jaffna? (USA)A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.Q: Can I bring cutlery into Sri Lanka? (UK)A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.Q: Heard Brian Adams and MLTR were in SL. Can you send me the entertainment schedule? ( USA)A: Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Thursday by the Diyawanna Oya straight after the hippo races. Come naked.Q: Can I wear high heels in Sri Lanka? ( UK)A: You are a British politician, right?Q: Are there supermarkets in Colombo is milk available all year round? (Germany)A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal. Try Arrack instead.Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Sri Lanka who can dispense Ratlesnake serum. ( USA)A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Sri Lankan snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Sri Lanka, but I forget its name. It's a kind of huge animal that are dressed and taken in pagents. ( USA)A: It's called an Elephant. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.Q: Do you have perfume in Sri Lanka? (France)A: No, WE don't stink.Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Sri Lanka? (USA)A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.Q: Can you tell me the regions in the Western Province where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Germany)A: Yes, gay nightclubs in Negombo.Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Sri Lanka? (Italy)A: Only at Christmas.Q: I was in Sri Lanka in 1999 on R+R and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying inan apartment at Liberty Plaza. Can you help? (USA)A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour. Try the eigth floor at the same place.Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (Germany)A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first</blockquote>

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