[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]1. If u thinks a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend To confirm that
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]3. the more the makeup, worse the looks...
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be in your college / office.".................100% true
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her Brother.
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]6. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will Let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. the more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends With you.
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]8. Theory of relativity...... The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]9.Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]Corollary to rule 1:
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]Axiom 1:
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)
10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to youWill be the day when-[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go Around with u and ruin ur head, money,health and leave u a total wreck.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]12. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad Will hate u[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]13. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to The number of bullets her dad will be showering at you[/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]3. the more the makeup, worse the looks...
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be in your college / office.".................100% true
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her Brother.
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]6. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will Let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. the more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends With you.
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]8. Theory of relativity...... The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]9.Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]Corollary to rule 1:
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]Axiom 1:
[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)
10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to youWill be the day when-[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]1. You are dressed badly[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]3.Have a bad hair day[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]3.Have a bad hair day[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go Around with u and ruin ur head, money,health and leave u a total wreck.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]12. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad Will hate u[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]13. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to The number of bullets her dad will be showering at you[/FONT]
