>>> In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex
>>> with animals, but
>>> the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a
>>> male animal is
>>> punishable by death.
>>>
>>> (Like THAT makes sense..)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine
a
>>> woman's genitals,
>>> but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
>>> examination. He
>>> may only see their reflection in a mirror.
>>>
>>> (Do they look different reversed?)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of
>>> a corpse. This
>>> also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased
>>> must be covered
>>> with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
>>>
>>> (A brick?)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
>>> decapitation.
>>>
>>> (Much worse than 'going blind'!)
>>>
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
>>> travel the
>>> countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for
>>> the privilege of
>>> having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it
>>> is expressly
>>> forbidden for virgins to marry.
>>>
>>> (Let's just think for a minute; is there
>>> Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
>>> close to this?)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed
>>> to kill her
>>> adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
>>> The husband's
>>> illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
>>> manner
desired.
>>>
>>> (Ah! Justice!)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England
>>> - but only in
>>> tropical fish stores.
>>>
>>> (But of course!)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
>>> her husband, and
>>> the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room
>>> to witness the
>>> act.
>>>
>>> (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>>>
>>> In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man
>>> to have sex with a
>>> woman and her daughter at the same time.
>>>
>>> (I
presume this was a big enough problem that they
>>> had to pass this
>>> law?)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from
>>> vending machines
>>> with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
>>> vending machine
>>> only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
>>> consumption on the
>>> premises.'
>>>
>>> (Is that a great country or what? Well, not as
>>> great as Guam !)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
>>> an hour.
>>>
>>> (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> Humans and dolphins
are the only species that have
>>> sex for pleasure.
>>>
>>> (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull
>>> 30 times its own
>>> weight and always falls over on its right side when
>>> intoxicated.
>>>
>>> (From drinking little bottles of???)
>>> (Did the government pay for this research??)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>>
>>> (Ah, geez.)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>>
>>> (I know some people like that.)
>>>
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> Starfish don't have brains.
>>>
>>> (I know some people like that, too.)
>>> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> And, the best for last?
>>> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>>>
>>> (And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)
>>>
>>> with animals, but
>>> the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a
>>> male animal is
>>> punishable by death.
>>>
>>> (Like THAT makes sense..)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine
a
>>> woman's genitals,
>>> but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
>>> examination. He
>>> may only see their reflection in a mirror.
>>>
>>> (Do they look different reversed?)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of
>>> a corpse. This
>>> also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased
>>> must be covered
>>> with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
>>>
>>> (A brick?)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
>>> decapitation.
>>>
>>> (Much worse than 'going blind'!)
>>>
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
>>> travel the
>>> countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for
>>> the privilege of
>>> having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it
>>> is expressly
>>> forbidden for virgins to marry.
>>>
>>> (Let's just think for a minute; is there
>>> Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
>>> close to this?)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed
>>> to kill her
>>> adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
>>> The husband's
>>> illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
>>> manner
desired.
>>>
>>> (Ah! Justice!)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England
>>> - but only in
>>> tropical fish stores.
>>>
>>> (But of course!)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
>>> her husband, and
>>> the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room
>>> to witness the
>>> act.
>>>
>>> (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>>>
>>> In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man
>>> to have sex with a
>>> woman and her daughter at the same time.
>>>
>>> (I
presume this was a big enough problem that they
>>> had to pass this
>>> law?)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from
>>> vending machines
>>> with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
>>> vending machine
>>> only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
>>> consumption on the
>>> premises.'
>>>
>>> (Is that a great country or what? Well, not as
>>> great as Guam !)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
>>> an hour.
>>>
>>> (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> Humans and dolphins
are the only species that have
>>> sex for pleasure.
>>>
>>> (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull
>>> 30 times its own
>>> weight and always falls over on its right side when
>>> intoxicated.
>>>
>>> (From drinking little bottles of???)
>>> (Did the government pay for this research??)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>>
>>> (Ah, geez.)
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>>
>>> (I know some people like that.)
>>>
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> Starfish don't have brains.
>>>
>>> (I know some people like that, too.)
>>> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>> And, the best for last?
>>> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>>>
>>> (And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)
>>>
so Indonesian people do this in public to get caught!! 
bonobos are also having the same characteristics.
