INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light
HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes
instantly in your mind.
MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you
blinked
UDURAWANA : Its Loose motion.
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Udurawana's reply, asked) "WHY"?
UDURAWANA : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got
the
worst stomach cramps,
and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was
over!!!!
YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light
HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes
instantly in your mind.
MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you
blinked
UDURAWANA : Its Loose motion.
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Udurawana's reply, asked) "WHY"?
UDURAWANA : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got
the
worst stomach cramps,
and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was
over!!!!
