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<blockquote data-quote="sridanu" data-source="post: 104285" data-attributes="member: 761"><p>INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?</p><p></p><p> YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light</p><p></p><p> HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes</p><p>instantly in your mind.</p><p></p><p> MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you</p><p>blinked</p><p></p><p> UDURAWANA : Its Loose motion.</p><p></p><p> INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Udurawana's reply, asked) "WHY"?</p><p></p><p> UDURAWANA : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got</p><p>the</p><p>worst stomach cramps,</p><p> and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was</p><p>over!!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sridanu, post: 104285, member: 761"] INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked UDURAWANA : Its Loose motion. INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Udurawana's reply, asked) "WHY"? UDURAWANA : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!! [/QUOTE]
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