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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Pura Pagal" data-source="post: 4387708" data-attributes="member: 97277">[FONT=&quot]WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:[/FONT]  Men Are Just Happier People – What do you expect from such simple creatures?               A five-day vacation requires only one suitcaseCar mechanics tell you the truthChocolate is just another snackEverything on your face stays its original colorIf someone forgets to invite you, s/he can still be your friendNew shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feetOne mood all the timeOne wallet and one pair of shoes – one color for all seasonsPeople never stare at your chest when you're talking to themPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds flatSame work, more payThe garage is all yoursThe same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decadesThe world is your urinal – You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because of thisThree pairs of shoes are more than enoughWedding dress $5000 – Tuxedo rental $100Wedding plans take care of themselvesWrinkles add characterYou almost never have strap problems in publicYou are unable to see wrinkles in your clothesYou can be PresidentYou can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutesYou can DO your nails with a pocket knifeYou can never be pregnantYou can open all your own jarsYou can play with toys all your lifeYou can wear a white T-shirt to a water park – You can wear NO shirt to a water parkYou can wear shorts no matter how your legs lookYou don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a boltYou get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulnessYou have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustacheYou know stuff about tanksYou only have to shave your face and neckYour last name stays sameYour underwear is $8.95 for a three-packNo wonder men are happier</blockquote>

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