[FONT="]WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
[/FONT] Men Are Just Happier People – What do you expect from such simple creatures?
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
Car mechanics tell you the truth
Chocolate is just another snack
Everything on your face stays its original color
If someone forgets to invite you, s/he can still be your friend
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
One mood all the time
One wallet and one pair of shoes – one color for all seasons
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
Same work, more pay
The garage is all yours
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
The world is your urinal – You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because of this
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
Wedding dress $5000 – Tuxedo rental $100
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Wrinkles add character
You almost never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
You can be President
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
You can DO your nails with a pocket knife
You can never be pregnant
You can open all your own jars
You can play with toys all your life
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park – You can wear NO shirt to a water park
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
You know stuff about tanks
You only have to shave your face and neck
Your last name stays same
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
No wonder men are happier
[/FONT] Men Are Just Happier People – What do you expect from such simple creatures?
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
Car mechanics tell you the truth
Chocolate is just another snack
Everything on your face stays its original color
If someone forgets to invite you, s/he can still be your friend
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
One mood all the time
One wallet and one pair of shoes – one color for all seasons
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
Same work, more pay
The garage is all yours
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
The world is your urinal – You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because of this
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
Wedding dress $5000 – Tuxedo rental $100
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Wrinkles add character
You almost never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
You can be President
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
You can DO your nails with a pocket knife
You can never be pregnant
You can open all your own jars
You can play with toys all your life
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park – You can wear NO shirt to a water park
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
You know stuff about tanks
You only have to shave your face and neck
Your last name stays same
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
No wonder men are happier
