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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
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Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
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Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
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Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
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Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
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Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
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Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
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Father : A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
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Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
*
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
*
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
*
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
*
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
*
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
*
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
*
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
*
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
*
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
*
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
*
Father : A banker provided by nature.
*
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
*
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
*
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
*
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
*
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
*
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
*
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
*
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
*
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
*
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
*
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
