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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ANURA" data-source="post: 465183" data-attributes="member: 3142">*      School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.    *      Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.    *      Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.    *      Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.    *      Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.    *      Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.    *      Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"    *      Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.    *      Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.    *      Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.    *      Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.    *      Father : A banker provided by nature.    *      Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.    *      Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.    *      Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.    *      Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.    *      Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.    *      Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.    *      Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.    *      Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.    *      Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.    *      Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.    *      Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.    *      Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.    *      Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></blockquote>

Verification: Hath warak paha keeyada? (hatha wadikireema paha)

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