SCENE: First night of the marriage .
The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to Kiss her. So Let us
see what would be her reaction...
GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:
Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with Respect to me Or with
respect to you. First define how you Are going to Kiss.You can kiss me by
treating me in the Same reference frame as You are or treating me
in a different inertial Frame by producing Waves of motion through your
lips. How do you Prefer?
The guy faints
GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS :
Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you Satisfy the Following
conditions :
Necessary conditions: You should be close to Me by a distance Delta where
delta is greater than zerO and the Limit for delta Tends to zero and you
satisfy the closure Property. Sufficient conditions: You should have
lips.Where the number Of lips is neither more than two nor less than
Two. You can Also kiss by defining your hand to be me if And only if you
satisfy The above conditions.
The guy goes mad.
GIRL FROM Computer Science:
You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the Algorithm for
that very well. But you have to Complete the Process within 56.22 seconds
or else Connection will be timed Out. To optimize the timing lets do
parallel Processing. As we have to Discuss about our future and other
things, let Us do the process of Discussion foreground and why can't you
put The process of Kissing Background?
The guy applies for divorce .
GIRL from Electronics Engineering:
So you would like to kiss me. The process of Kissing is an age Old
communication process. The information Content of the Signal transmitted
from one pair of lips to The other is more if the
Probability of the event (of kissing) is less. Hence take Care. If you want
a successful communication Between us,You should kiss me less often. If the
Information content is to be
Infinite, you should never kiss me at all!
The guy is found hanging from fan next day.
So my friends get ready if you are going to marry an educated girl
The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to Kiss her. So Let us
see what would be her reaction...
GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:
Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with Respect to me Or with
respect to you. First define how you Are going to Kiss.You can kiss me by
treating me in the Same reference frame as You are or treating me
in a different inertial Frame by producing Waves of motion through your
lips. How do you Prefer?
The guy faints
GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS :
Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you Satisfy the Following
conditions :
Necessary conditions: You should be close to Me by a distance Delta where
delta is greater than zerO and the Limit for delta Tends to zero and you
satisfy the closure Property. Sufficient conditions: You should have
lips.Where the number Of lips is neither more than two nor less than
Two. You can Also kiss by defining your hand to be me if And only if you
satisfy The above conditions.
The guy goes mad.
GIRL FROM Computer Science:
You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the Algorithm for
that very well. But you have to Complete the Process within 56.22 seconds
or else Connection will be timed Out. To optimize the timing lets do
parallel Processing. As we have to Discuss about our future and other
things, let Us do the process of Discussion foreground and why can't you
put The process of Kissing Background?
The guy applies for divorce .
GIRL from Electronics Engineering:
So you would like to kiss me. The process of Kissing is an age Old
communication process. The information Content of the Signal transmitted
from one pair of lips to The other is more if the
Probability of the event (of kissing) is less. Hence take Care. If you want
a successful communication Between us,You should kiss me less often. If the
Information content is to be
Infinite, you should never kiss me at all!
The guy is found hanging from fan next day.
So my friends get ready if you are going to marry an educated girl
))))))
