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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamindra" data-source="post: 46416" data-attributes="member: 2159">SCENE: First night of the marriage .     The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to Kiss her. So Let ussee what would be her reaction... GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with  Respect to me Or withrespect to you. First define how you Are going to Kiss.You can kiss me bytreating me in the Same reference frame as         You are or treating me in a different inertial Frame by producing Waves of motion through yourlips. How do you Prefer?    The guy faintsGIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS :Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you Satisfy the Following conditions :Necessary conditions: You should be close to Me by a distance Delta wheredelta is greater than zerO and the Limit for delta Tends to zero and yousatisfy the closure Property. Sufficient conditions: You should have lips.Where the number Of lips is neither more than two nor less thanTwo. You can Also kiss by defining your hand to be me if And only if yousatisfy The above conditions.The guy goes mad.GIRL FROM Computer Science:You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the Algorithm forthat very well. But you have to Complete the Process within 56.22 secondsor else Connection will be timed Out. To optimize the timing lets do parallel Processing. As we have to Discuss about our future and otherthings, let Us do the process of Discussion foreground and why can't youput The process of Kissing Background?The guy applies for divorce . GIRL from Electronics Engineering:So you would like to kiss me. The process of Kissing is an age Oldcommunication process. The information Content of the Signal transmittedfrom one pair of lips to The other is more if theProbability of the event (of kissing) is less. Hence take Care. If you wanta successful communication Between us,You should kiss me less often. If theInformation content is to be Infinite, you should never kiss me at all!The guy is found hanging from fan next day.So my friends get ready if you are going to marry an educated girl</blockquote>

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