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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreams001" data-source="post: 5262327" data-attributes="member: 149622"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank">A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have dinner with her parents. </a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank">Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time. </a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank">The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. </a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank">He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms & sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. </a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank">The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all. </a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank">That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door.. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' </a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank">The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. </a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank">The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. </a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank">10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' </a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank">The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.' <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></a><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"></a></blockquote>

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