First Sex! (15+18-12+15+14-14+18-13+10-15+18)

[Dreams001]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms & sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door.. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'

The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.


The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

 

[Renesas]

hikzz nice spam

 

[akolla]

thats good one and more importantly a new one............ thanks mate

 

[oblivion]

 

[chriela]

HIKZ.....HIKZ.....

 

[¤--bACarDi--¤]

what a cool spam

 

[uajanath]

 

[nrjayasinghe]

Patta sapm eka

 

[ctt]

Patta sapm eka

පවු බං......දාපු එකාට දුක හිෙතයි.....

 

[Dreams001]

පවු බං......දාපු එකාට දුක හිෙතයි.....

Daapu eka kellek newei ban.....

 

[rowithmicro]

kajja bipanzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Dreams001]

kajja bipanzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mokak?? Uba hindi kathakaranawada ban?

 

[ruwanfer]

Awlak ne dan mamandiyata kiyala nomilema badu gaththahakine.....

 

[Xboxer]

Pissu Peekudu

 

[VSGM]

 

[sherlock]

spam

 

[HRA]

repost bro
but thanks anyway

 

[murshid]

nice one

 

[mawella]

: niyama gana

 

[gn.karunarathna]

repost and spam... dekama ekata... 2 in 1