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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4963642" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>One day while returning to my desk after a routine call, one of our Blonde female employees flagged me down and asked for help. </p><p></p><p>"My floppy drive won't work, can you help me?" </p><p></p><p>I told her I'd take a look and proceeded over to her machine, where I Found shredded up clear plastic Baggie-like stuff hanging out of her 3.5" floppy drive. </p><p></p><p>While I spent the next 20 minutes getting her disk out and digging Out the plastic, I noticed two guys in the corner of the office Trying awful hard to keep a straight face. </p><p></p><p>Suspecting some mischief, I asked her how the plastic got into the Drive." Oh, you mean the condom!""Condom?" "Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom on my Disk before inserting it, to prevent catching viruses" </p><p></p><p>By this point John & Dave were roaring and it was all I could do to Keep from joining them.</p><p></p><p>The "condom" turned out to be a standard 3.5" Plastic sleeve. I</p><p></p><p>Delicately explained to her that a practical joke had been played And she shouldn't do that anymore. </p><p></p><p>Then she asked in a dead-serious voice": Does that mean I don't have To stroke it ten times or blow on it either?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 4963642, member: 49393"] One day while returning to my desk after a routine call, one of our Blonde female employees flagged me down and asked for help. "My floppy drive won't work, can you help me?" I told her I'd take a look and proceeded over to her machine, where I Found shredded up clear plastic Baggie-like stuff hanging out of her 3.5" floppy drive. While I spent the next 20 minutes getting her disk out and digging Out the plastic, I noticed two guys in the corner of the office Trying awful hard to keep a straight face. Suspecting some mischief, I asked her how the plastic got into the Drive." Oh, you mean the condom!""Condom?" "Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom on my Disk before inserting it, to prevent catching viruses" By this point John & Dave were roaring and it was all I could do to Keep from joining them. The "condom" turned out to be a standard 3.5" Plastic sleeve. I Delicately explained to her that a practical joke had been played And she shouldn't do that anymore. Then she asked in a dead-serious voice": Does that mean I don't have To stroke it ten times or blow on it either?" [/QUOTE]
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