One day while returning to my desk after a routine call, one of our Blonde female employees flagged me down and asked for help.
"My floppy drive won't work, can you help me?"
I told her I'd take a look and proceeded over to her machine, where I Found shredded up clear plastic Baggie-like stuff hanging out of her 3.5" floppy drive.
While I spent the next 20 minutes getting her disk out and digging Out the plastic, I noticed two guys in the corner of the office Trying awful hard to keep a straight face.
Suspecting some mischief, I asked her how the plastic got into the Drive." Oh, you mean the condom!""Condom?" "Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom on my Disk before inserting it, to prevent catching viruses"
By this point John & Dave were roaring and it was all I could do to Keep from joining them.
The "condom" turned out to be a standard 3.5" Plastic sleeve. I
Delicately explained to her that a practical joke had been played And she shouldn't do that anymore.
Then she asked in a dead-serious voice": Does that mean I don't have To stroke it ten times or blow on it either?"
"My floppy drive won't work, can you help me?"
I told her I'd take a look and proceeded over to her machine, where I Found shredded up clear plastic Baggie-like stuff hanging out of her 3.5" floppy drive.
While I spent the next 20 minutes getting her disk out and digging Out the plastic, I noticed two guys in the corner of the office Trying awful hard to keep a straight face.
Suspecting some mischief, I asked her how the plastic got into the Drive." Oh, you mean the condom!""Condom?" "Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom on my Disk before inserting it, to prevent catching viruses"
By this point John & Dave were roaring and it was all I could do to Keep from joining them.
The "condom" turned out to be a standard 3.5" Plastic sleeve. I
Delicately explained to her that a practical joke had been played And she shouldn't do that anymore.
Then she asked in a dead-serious voice": Does that mean I don't have To stroke it ten times or blow on it either?"
