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<blockquote data-quote="migaramk" data-source="post: 6357788" data-attributes="member: 38647"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>ADULTS ONLY PLEASE..</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:</strong></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #0000ff">Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? ;</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span>A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #0000ff">Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span>A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #0000ff">Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span>A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #0000ff">Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600">A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600">take your house and car with them.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #0000ff">Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span>A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600">AND:</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #0000ff">Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span>A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">~::add a rep if u like my post::~</span></strong></p><p></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="migaramk, post: 6357788, member: 38647"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][B]ADULTS ONLY PLEASE..[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600][COLOR=#ff0000][B]FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff]Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? ; [/COLOR]A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. [COLOR=#0000ff]Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? [/COLOR]A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' [COLOR=#0000ff]Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? [/COLOR]A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year. [COLOR=#0000ff]Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?[/COLOR] A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. [COLOR=#0000ff]Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? [/COLOR]A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... AND: [COLOR=#0000ff]Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT? [/COLOR]A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [SIZE="4"][CENTER][B][COLOR="Red"] ~::add a rep if u like my post::~[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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