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<blockquote data-quote="Supunqw" data-source="post: 6454077" data-attributes="member: 225222"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>ADULTS ONLY PLEASE..</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:</strong></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> <span style="color: #0000ff">Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? ;</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> <span style="color: #0000ff">Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> <span style="color: #0000ff">Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> <span style="color: #0000ff">Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> take your house and car with them.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> <span style="color: #0000ff">Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> AND:</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> <span style="color: #0000ff">Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"> A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Supunqw, post: 6454077, member: 225222"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][B]ADULTS ONLY PLEASE..[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600][COLOR=#ff0000][B]FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] [COLOR=#0000ff]Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? ;[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600][COLOR=#0000ff] [/COLOR]A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] [COLOR=#0000ff]Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600][COLOR=#0000ff] [/COLOR]A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] [COLOR=#0000ff]Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600][COLOR=#0000ff] [/COLOR]A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] [COLOR=#0000ff]Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] take your house and car with them.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] [COLOR=#0000ff]Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600][COLOR=#0000ff] [/COLOR]A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] AND:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600] [COLOR=#0000ff]Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600][COLOR=#0000ff] [/COLOR]A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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