Freshmen versus seniors

Dreamworks_naveen

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  • Sep 12, 2007
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    Freshman: Is never in bed past noon.
    Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.

    Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut.
    Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend.

    Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall.
    Senior: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mountain Dew into a recitation class.

    Freshman: Calls the professor "Teacher."
    Senior: Calls the professor "Bob."

    Freshman: Would walk ten miles to get to class.
    Senior: Drives to class if it's more than three blocks away.

    Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.
    Senior: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.

    Freshman: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university.
    Senior: Knows where the next class is. Usually.

    Freshman: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed.
    Senior: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.

    Freshman: Has to ask where the computer labs are.
    Senior: Has own personal workstation.

    Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week.
    Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... Maybe.

    Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year.
    Senior: Looks forward to first beer garden of the year.

    Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I midterm
    Senior: Is proud of not quite failing his Complex Analysis midterm

    Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other night
    Senior: Calls Domino's every other night

    Freshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of professors
    Senior: Is appalled that the campus 'Subway' burned down over the summer

    Freshman: Conscientiously completes all homework, including optional questions
    Senior: Homework? I knew I forgot to do something last night

    Freshman: Goes on grocery-shopping trip with Mom before moving onto campus
    Senior: Has a beer with Mom before moving into group house

    Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, the unlimited vista of
    educational opportunities, the chance to expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to society
    Senior: Is excited about new dryers in laundry room

    Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class
    Senior: Occasionally stays awake for all of classFreshman: Is never in bed past noon.
    Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.

    Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut.
    Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend.

    Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall.
    Senior: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mountain Dew into a recitation class.

    Freshman: Calls the professor "Teacher."
    Senior: Calls the professor "Bob."

    Freshman: Would walk ten miles to get to class.
    Senior: Drives to class if it's more than three blocks away.

    Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.
    Senior: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.

    Freshman: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university.
    Senior: Knows where the next class is. Usually.

    Freshman: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed.
    Senior: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.

    Freshman: Has to ask where the computer labs are.
    Senior: Has own personal workstation.

    Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week.
    Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... Maybe.

    Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year.
    Senior: Looks forward to first beer garden of the year.

    Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I midterm
    Senior: Is proud of not quite failing his Complex Analysis midterm

    Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other night
    Senior: Calls Domino's every other night

    Freshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of professors
    Senior: Is appalled that the campus 'Subway' burned down over the summer

    Freshman: Conscientiously completes all homework, including optional questions
    Senior: Homework? I knew I forgot to do something last night

    Freshman: Goes on grocery-shopping trip with Mom before moving onto campus
    Senior: Has a beer with Mom before moving into group house

    Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, the unlimited vista of educational
    Opportunities, the chance to expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to society
    Senior: Is excited about new dryers in laundry room

    Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class
    Senior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class.