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<blockquote data-quote="dwghihanw" data-source="post: 2284436" data-attributes="member: 49366">Machanla dont think this is nusens...i post it actually this is all true and have great funWhat men do after sex?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; AGES OF VAGINA:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 16 TO 19&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; BRAND NEW.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 20 TO 28&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; SLIGHTLY USED&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 29 TO 36&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; SECOND HAND&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 37 TO 45&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; SUBJECT TO REPAIR&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 46 TO 55&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; FOR LUBRICATION&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 56 TO 60&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; TOTAL WRECK&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 61 TO 70&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; CLOSED FOR&nbsp; RENOVATION!!!!!!!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ===================================&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Why is your penis better than a credit card? &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; (a)&nbsp;&nbsp; Once spent it recharges itself.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; (b)&nbsp;&nbsp; It is accepted worldwide.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; (c)&nbsp;&nbsp; You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ===================================&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; LITTLE GIRL:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Mommy, I just found out that our&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; MUM:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; You mean it's small?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; LITTLE GIRL:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; No it's salty!!!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ===================================&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ===================================&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; MAN : No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ===================================&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Women top 5 lies:&nbsp; from the whitest down&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 5.&nbsp;&nbsp; I am a virgin.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 4.&nbsp;&nbsp; It is so big.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 3.&nbsp;&nbsp; I can't do that to my best friend.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 2.&nbsp;&nbsp; I won't gain weight after marriage&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 1.&nbsp;&nbsp; I am coming! I am coming!!!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ===================================&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ===================================&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; What is the closest thing to a woman's period?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ===================================&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming &quot;OH GOD! I'M COMING&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ===================================&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend&nbsp; say,&nbsp; &quot;TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ===================================&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain? &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down thePANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ===================================&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ===================================&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say &quot;DON'T&quot;.&nbsp; And if he touches your pussy say STOP!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him&nbsp; DON'T STOP!!!!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ===================================&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 9 INCHES -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Oh Shit, pain!!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 7 INCHES -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Oh, I'm in heaven&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 6 INCHES -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; OH PERFECT&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 5 INCHES -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; UMMMM OK&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 4 INCHES -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; PUSH MORE&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 3 INCHES -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; IS THAT IN???&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 2 INCHES -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="dwghihanw, post: 2284436, member: 49366"] [SIZE="5"] [B]Machanla dont think this is nusens...i post it actually this is all true and have great fun[/B][/SIZE] [B]What men do after sex?[/B] 2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives. [B]AGES OF VAGINA:[/B] 16 TO 19 BRAND NEW. 20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED 29 TO 36 SECOND HAND 37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR 46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION 56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK 61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!! =================================== [B]Why is your penis better than a credit card? [/B] (a) Once spent it recharges itself. (b) It is accepted worldwide. (c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants. =================================== [B]LITTLE GIRL[/B]: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut! [B]MUM:[/B] You mean it's small? [B]LITTLE GIRL:[/B] No it's salty!!! =================================== A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing. =================================== A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. [B]The lady sitting next to him asked[/B]: Are they your babies? [B]MAN[/B] : No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS. =================================== [B]Women top 5 lies: from the whitest down[/B] 5. I am a virgin. 4. It is so big. 3. I can't do that to my best friend. 2. I won't gain weight after marriage 1. I am coming! I am coming!!! =================================== [B]A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says[/B]: You want to play magic. [B]She says:[/B] What is that? [B]He says:[/B] We go Home, screw, and then you disappear. =================================== What is the closest thing to a woman's period? Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!! =================================== Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first? A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING". =================================== Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school? Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY". =================================== What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain? Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down thePANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME. =================================== =================================== MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP! GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!" =================================== [B]GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES[/B] 9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!! 7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven 6 INCHES - OH PERFECT 5 INCHES - UMMMM OK 4 INCHES - PUSH MORE 3 INCHES - IS THAT IN??? 2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!! [/QUOTE]

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