1) A Project Manager is a Person who thinks:
Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) A Developer is a Person who thinks:
It will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) An Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks:
A Single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) A Client is the one who doesn't:
Know why he wants a baby.
5) A Marketing Manager is a person who thinks:
He can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) A Resource Optimization Team think:
They don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) A Documentation Team thinks:
They don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document in 9 months.
8) A Quality Auditor is the person who is:
Never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly...... ......... ..
9) A Tester is a person who always:
Tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) A Developer is a Person who thinks:
It will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) An Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks:
A Single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) A Client is the one who doesn't:
Know why he wants a baby.
5) A Marketing Manager is a person who thinks:
He can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) A Resource Optimization Team think:
They don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) A Documentation Team thinks:
They don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document in 9 months.
8) A Quality Auditor is the person who is:
Never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly...... ......... ..
9) A Tester is a person who always:
Tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
